If you’re an Aries you might as well stay in bed today.
Seven News is giving you a one star rating for today. Well it is chilly, after all.
But hey, if you’re Taurus you get 5 stars with Mars in Uranus. Ouch.
Seven News last night unveiled its contentious new horoscopes, penned by Natasha Weber, a contributor to The Morning Show.
The three slides which screened ahead of a commercial break oddly included session music which sounded a lot like porn music. What, was Enya too expensive? Anybody got a set of wind chimes handy?
On social media the consensus was unkind. Could be material for Mark Humphries, perhaps…..?
@7NewsMelbourne
Seven news treating the viewers as morons with horoscopes. Seriously is this what is going to make us, the viewers watch 7 news as opposed to 9, 10, 2 or SBS. Biggest turn off ever. Who are these new muppets making such infantile decisions?
— Peter Le Grand (@legrandracing) July 15, 2024
Who at @Channel7 thought it would be a good idea to peddle religious rubbish with a nightly horoscope on the nightly news!!
— Michael Mulhern (@the_jongleur) July 15, 2024
Now @7NewsMelbourne is running horoscopes & tonight’s prediction for me (Pisces) said when I voice an opinion it will be successful and take off…
My opinion is horoscopes are bullshit and should be taken off the news!!
Now let’s see if that comes true!!
@Channel7 News – seriously!! You put the Horoscope in the news bulletin!!! Ridiculous!!
— silverex (@silverex331) July 15, 2024
Channel 7 news now features a horoscope. What rubbish. Looks like they don’t really care about news.
— Peter Frederick x1 (@pjfred60) July 15, 2024
So my takeaway from watching 7 News tonight is that I should “break the norm, break the routine and shatter ceilings”.
— Colin Vickery (@Colvick) July 15, 2024
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